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Box: Saint Ursula’s High School for Girls [I assume this is part of the Mahora complex. Weren’t the Black Lilies from Saint Ursula’s?]
Kagehisa: Makoto, you seriously think a monster’s gonna show up?
Splash: Seven Years Later
Makoto: It’s true, Sasaki-kun.
Already there have been ten girls attacked just from our school…
Kagehisa: Oh, that’s crap. If stuff like that was going on, folks would be talking about it.
Makoto [Who is adorable and also perhaps the girl from that borrowing chapter in the Sports Festival?]: Like I said, the victims only get their underwear stolen from them.
Kagehisa: Ha! That makes no sense.
But this guy must be pretty scary, yeah? [aside]A total badass.[/aside]
Splash: Many years have passed since that graduation day… even so, Mahora Academy is pretty much the same as always?
Kagehisa: You know, my big sis actually got attacked by a vampire around here a long time ago. Or so she tells me, anyway. It might still be around, who knows…
Makoto: S-stop that, you’re scaring me!
Kagehisa: Don’t worry. If anything jumps out at us, I’ll beat it back where it came from.
Makoto: W-what’s this?
Kagehisa: Oh?
-2-
Kagehisa: Hii!
Kagehisa: Hau?!
Makoto: Kyaaa!
Kagehisa: Gyu…
Makoto: Aa… aah…
Makoto: Kyaaa!
Makoto: Eh…?
Makoto: Noooooo!
-3-
Splash: In the two years after the existence of magic and the Magical World was controlledly made public,
In places where the otherworld boundaries are weak on Earth, there was an increase in strange and unpredictable magical flow… and, from time to time, unexplained phenomena, Magical World citizens or magical beasts made the crossing unregulated.
Splash: Existing plans in place were not enough to counter the rapidly rising rates of magical crime, injury from magical beasts, and magical disasters.
However, within the chaos there arose a group of young women who worked to keep innocent civilians safe from harm.
Splash: Later, these young magical women came to be known as the Ministrae Negi.
-4-
Girls: Eeeh?! Iinchou got attacked, too?!
A-are you okay?
Makoto: Y-yes… the same as everyone else…
Girls: So, just like that, without a sound, he stole all your underwear?
Makoto: Y-yeah…
Girls: And your boobs? Your you-know-what?
Makoto: W-well, I…
Makoto: Y-yeah… I got felt up.
Girls: Aaaah, I knew it!
We’re dealing with a pervert here! A pervy youkai!
What did he look like?
Makoto: Kind of like a big, squared-off tiger… it was really scary.
Girls: Eeh? That’s really scary! If something like that jumped out at me I think I’d die!
Oh, I heard from another girl who got attacked that it’s got huge ears, too!
Ew!
Girls: We’ve got a freak like that prowling around, and what are the cops doing about it?
They don’t even believe us when we tell them it’s youkai or monsters!
[Can’t quite read this one, but something about how the police chased a monster into the mountains and then came scurrying back home, maybe?]
No way! They’re so useless… we have to call the JSDF! [Japan Self-Defense Force, which is Japan’s militia, essentially.]
Girls: Gah, can’t we do something, Iinchou?
This makes one out of every three girls in our year that’s been attacked! [Wow, small classes.]
If we go out in groups, we just get attacked in groups!
I’m so scared I barely want to come to school anymore!
Makoto: W-well, even if I say something…
Makoto: Aah…
Things are getting so bad…
Makoto: And I’m worried for my underwear, too…
Ah…
Kagehisa: Yo.
Come with me, Makoto.
-5-
Makoto: A… specialist?
Kagehisa: Right. A monster extermination specialist! I mean, we guys haven’t been able to do anything for you lot, so.
Makoto: S-Sasaki-kun, I didn’t know you were interested in this sort of thing. [Her aside is ‘Like Mu’, but I don’t catch the reference.]
Kagehisa: Dumbass! I mean, monsters do exist, right?
Kagehisa: Ah, here we go.
Kagehisa: My big sis told me that her friend went abroad over there, and ever since she came back she’s been doing detective work.
Makoto: D-detective work?
Kagehisa: Yeah. She’s a detective who specializes in monsters, youkai and other freaky shit.
Makoto: So people like that exist… they’re not just in manga…
Kagehisa: Excuse me!
Makoto: Maybe she’s not here?
Kagehisa: Nah, she said she’d be in when I called.
Oh, it’s open.
Kagehisa: Excuse me, I called earlier and made an appointment…
-6-
Kagehisa: U-um…
Yue: *snerk* Huh…?
What?
Yue: Mm? Are you… a customer?
We’re closed today.
Oh…? …Are you, perchance… Sasaki-san…?
Kagehisa: Y-yes. It’s my pleasure… I’m her younger brother, Kagehisa.
Yue: I see, I see… can’t be helped, then.
Ah, wait just a minute, please. I’ll make some tea.
Yue: Here, free of charge.
Put some hair on your chest, kid.
Makoto: Eh…
Kagehisa: Hey…
-7-
Yue: I see… on the way to and from school, female students are getting their underwear stolen by a monster…
Makoto: Hey, this is good!
Kagehisa: Wha-!
Yue: Certainly the number of incidents is far too high for any run-of-the-mill underwear thief…
Yue: Alright, then. I’ll take this case.
Makoto: You will?!
Yue: Well, I don’t particularly want to.
Makoto: Eh?
Yue: I’ve been trying to get work with the ISSDA [International Solar System Development Agency], so truth be told, I really don’t have time for this sort of thing.
[Can’t read all of her aside, but I think she’s complaining about how she always got perfect scores on the tests ‘over there’, implying that there are entrance exams for the ISSDA and that she’s finding them difficult.]
I mean, I solve cases one or two at a time, and then something like this comes along…
Yue: Well, it’s not as though I can simply ignore it. There certainly aren’t any other specialists in this field.
And I get paid for it, too.
Makoto: Ah…
Yue: Well then, let’s get started. Show me to the place where you were attacked, please.
-7-
Yue: Ah, yes… this is definitely a job for me.
Yue: This is a magical beast user… no.
An insect user… perhaps.
Makoto: Insects?!
Kagehisa: Damn, that’s cool. Something’s coming from her eye!
Kagehisa: Huh? Hey, Yue-san, come take a look at this…
Yue: Hm?
Makoto: A long blonde hair…
Yue: I see…
Yue: It’s been a full day, but there should still be some mana residue…
…as I thought, Mazoku.
Yue: …This culprit will be more troublesome than I thought, it seems.
Makoto: Uh… well…
Yue: Don’t worry; all that means is that I’ll have to go all-out. I’ll need help from the two of you, as well.
I’d like you to gather as much information about these incidents as you can by tomorrow.
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Yue: Oh, this is splendid, you two.
To have gathered this much information in so short a time…
Makoto: Ehehe…
I guess it’s because I’m pretty popular, as the class rep…
Yue: With this, we can track the culprit’s movements. We should be able to wrap this up tomorrow, even.
[She’s drinking yuzu (a sort of citrus fruit) and pepper juice. Ew, Yue. Ew.]
Makoto: That’s amazing!
Kagehisa: Maybe, but your mailbox is a disaster area, Yue-san.
Kagehisa: I mean, this stuff’s from today…
Oh?
[Can’t read the envelope, if it’s supposed to be legible.]
Kagehisa: Oh, hey, pictures with my big sis. Wow… these must be you in middle school, huh, Yue-san?
Wow.
Kagehisa: Man, there are a lot of pictures of this one boy.
Makoto: You both look so happy!
Yue: We don’t have time to be looking at things that don’t matter.
Makoto: Is this boy your boyfriend, Yue-san?
-9-
Yue: Why would you assume that?!
Kagehisa: Seriously, he’s just a kid!
Makoto [being cute again]: Oh, I see… one-sided love?
Yue: No!
Makoto: But look how happy your smile is…
Yue: Hah…
Yue: All kids your age can smile like that.
You two should treasure the time you have like this.
Yue: Now come on, we’ve wasted enough time as it is! Back to work!
Makoto: R-right!
Kagehisa: Aw yeah!
Kagehisa: I-Is he really gonna attack in broad daylight? In a place like this?
Yue: I’ve cleared all the people out.
And he doesn’t seem to care about day or night, really.
-10-
Flask: For When Things Get Serious
Makoto: Hi…
Kagehisa: Wha…
Yue: I’m the type of person who gets stronger the more she drinks.
Kagehisa: If you drink that much, aren’t you gonna have to go to the bathroom?
Yue: We just have to settle this before that happens. It works for me.
Kagehisa: Geh…
Makoto: U-um, Yue-san…
The truth is, there’s something I haven’t told you…
Makoto: If Sasaki-kun knew… I-I’d be really embarrassed, so I didn’t bring it up before, but… um…
Yue: Hm…
Yue: I see… not only was your underwear stolen, but your breasts were groped as well…
I feel like I’ve heard that somewhere before.
Makoto: I-is it really that common?! [Guessing, mostly.]
Yue: Hmph…
Yue: Excellent. Adeat.
Kagehisa: Eh…
[Is that Yue’s Pactio hat? Can’t be; there’s no reason for her to use the Orbis Sensualium Pictus in battle, and that would mean Negi never created a permanent Pactio. The Adeat was for her Ariadne sword, so I guess she just added the hat in.]
Yue: Come out, underwear thief!
There’s no escaping my barrier!
-11-
Paio: Ehehehe…
I like your spunk, young lady.
Makoto: Hii…
Makoto: Kyaaaa?!
Kagehisa: T-that’s a real monster! Are you shitting me?!
Yue: That was easier than I expected. That’s rather a lot of tools for a mere underwear thief, don’t you think?
Let’s be honest – you’re a spy from somewhere or another, here to check out this place’s security, correct?
[aside]For the Empire or the Federation, perhaps, seeking to expand their influence.[/aside]
Paio: Eheheh. A spy? You give me too much credit.
I am simply a humble adherent to the Way of the Boobies.
Incidentally, I take the underwear as souvenirs.
-12-
Yue: Pah!
You’re nothing but an enemy of womankind!
Yue: Emittam!
Yue: Dios Tukos [Axe of Zeus]
Makoto: Kyaaaa?!
Kagehisa: Wh-wh-what was that?!
Yue: Magic.
Kagehisa: Magic?!
Makoto: Migyaa?!
Kagehisa: What is it now?!
Yue: Dragons’ Teeth. They’ll protect you.
Paio: Gh! A delayed spell with that kind of power…
Who on earth are you, little girl?!
-13-
Yue: Magical Detective Ayase Yue.
I don’t particularly care if you don’t know me on sight.
Paio: Nnnaah!
Yue: Emittam!
Yue: Iaculatio Fulgoris [Lightning Spears]
Paio: Wh…what?!
-14-
Yue: It’s over.
Yue: Emittam
Yue: Jovis Tempestas Fulgoriens [Jove’s Lightning Storm]
Paio: Muooh!
Th-this is bad! Can’t be helped – off it goes!
Makoto: Yue-san, you’re amazing!
Yue: The robe is empty…
Yue (thinking): Damn… an empty shell?!
-15-
Yue: Impossible… To tear through all of my defenses with her bare hands…?!
Paio: Eheheh. It’s no use being surprised. This is my legendary tactic – the thousand blades whirring at the speed of sound to strip my targets. I call it Soundless Stripping.
Yue: I should have known this person would still be causing trouble!
Yue: You…!
Paio: Ehehehe. The type who can’t do anything naked, huh? Oh, it gets worse, sweetie.
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Yue: Ah… hey- stop-!
Aah?!
Paio: Ehehe. Not bad at all… the thin layer of squishness above is a lovely contrast to the shape of the chest below. What can I say?
Truly all boobies are wonderful.
Yue: N-no… aah…!
Yue (thinking): It’s hopeless… against this many arms…!
This… this is bad… she’s draining my strength, and all of the spells I stockpiled are…
Yue: E… Emi…!
Paio: Ehehehee!
Can’t let you do that.
Now, how about here…?
Yue: Aah?!
Yue (thinking): I-it’s no use… My strength…
It’s… it’s…!
-17-
Yue: It’s coming out!
Yue: Ow…
Yue: Eh?
[aside]It didn’t come out?[/aside]
Yue: Eh-
Splash: Saved before being ruined for marriage! Who is this who has appeared in her time of need?!
Other splash: Next issue… the emotional conclusion!
Negima will continue next week.